Dear Future Husband…

An Alien To The Status Quo
Dear Future Husband…
Dear future husband… You know the song by Savage Garden? I Knew I Loved You. Where did Savage Garden disappear to? Why did they call themselves Savage Garden? I digress. I remember being baffled by the lyrics of the song the first time I heard it.
Dearest anon I have been contemplating writing this letter to you for a while now and I finally got the courage.
My dearest Beaton; I want to immortalize you in the only way I know how, so I have decided to write you a letter.
Dear Future Mable Forty years from now, I get to be you. And that’s exciting as it is scary. This letter is born out of this fear/excitement.
Dear Alex, Its been a while since we last spoke. Three years to be exact. I still remember the last conversation as clearly as if it were just yesterday, you calling me to find out if my birthday was in August. It isn’t. However, I wish everyday I had said that it was. And not …
Dear Future Husband! Heeeeeey, how are you doing this Valentine’s day? It’s our anniversary! Of course I’m talking about the number of years before we meet.
Continued from Letters. This is in reply to Simon.