Does anyone remember 1st January 2020?
By Bolaji Gelax Earlier this year, before the whole world was thrown into disarray, I was having my usual debate on WhatsApp where I bring up topics and encourage my contacts to share their thoughts. This particular day, the conversation was quite intense but out of the blues, one of my sisters, Curio, sent me the most random question, asking why she hadn’t been seeing me on Instagram.Good question, I thought.See, we all know what Instagram is primarily for.Oh, you don’t?I’ll tell you. Instagram is for SHOW-OFF.
Dear future husband… You know the song by Savage Garden? I Knew I Loved You. Where did Savage Garden disappear to? Why did they call themselves Savage Garden? I digress. I remember being baffled by the lyrics of the song the first time I heard it.
This week, I wasn’t feeling well and I decided to go seek help at a local clinic. I found the nurse occupied with a young girl of about fourteen. Unfortunately or fortunately, whichever way you look at it, this particular clinic doesn’t have a ‘doctor’s room’. I swear i did not mean to eavesdrop but my ears are big and they picked up what the young girl was saying. This is was what she said; It hurts when I pee. And it really itches down there. I don’t know when it all started. I cannot, in all honesty, pinpoint the …